Nasa ‘still piecing things together’ two weeks after return from ISS but crew members cite medical privacy
Archived version: https://web.archive.org/web/20241109015125/https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/nov/08/astronauts-hospital-nasa-international-space-station
One of them is now invisible and one is super stretchy, the third one is on fire all the time.
Well, he’s not technically on fire all the time, but he is a flaming asshole, if that’s what you meant.
Xenomorph. Definitely a Xenomorph.
Boeing’s incompetence may have hurt our astronauts, we are not good
e; Bad assumption, turns out the Starliner crew is still up
Realistically: They spent more than 180 days, after that milestone shit gets weird. Men start to go blind, muscle mass stops being able to be maintained, spinal disks goes weird, fertility is permanently negatively effected, etc. It’s invaluable data to study then even if they aren’t reporting symptoms.
Conspiracy: they’re space zombies now.
Who had the Andromeda strain on their 2024 bingo card?
One of the crew, who has not been identified, was “briefly detained” at the hospital but was released “in good health” to continue what it called post-flight reconditioning, the US space agency said at the time.
This is not news. It was probably not even space-related.