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What sort of monster talks with their mouth full?

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Not to generalize, but cannibals often talk with a mouth full, or an ear full, or a toe full…

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Eating other people would solve a lot of problems though.

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Can we start with the rich?

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I bet most would be like veal, since none of them do anything strenuous, nor anything of value.

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I’m not hungry but yes anyways

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Apparently no

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Calm down Jonathan Swift

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What? They’re just making a modest proposal. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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3 points

Classic satan

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I see you volunteered everyone else

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“How dare she not invite me to her wedding? I thought the BLT community was all about inclusion!” —someone to me, once, pretty much

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Bacon-lettuce-tomato sandwich community?

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Oh, not true at all. I have a fake white supremacist Facebook account and I befriend Nazis, and I assure you these people are all terrible psychopaths.

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lol, never change.

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Lemmy “leftist”: ULTIMATUM ULTIMATUM ULTIMATUM ULTIMATUM ULTIMATUM

Dems: ok fine, here.

Lemmy “leftist”: takes one step to the left ULTIMATUM 2.0 ULTIMATUM 2.0 ULTIMATUM 2.0 ULTIMATUM 2.0

Dems: ugh. Shut the fuck up.

Lemmy “leftists”: so much for the tolerant left

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Ew a republican terrorist

But, I repeat myself

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Sorry but, as annoying as it might be, we’re not going to stop asking for people to be clothed, taken care of and fed. I’m not as tolerant of bad things happening to people as you seem to be.

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I don’t understand, can you provide an example?

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Biden is too old, I refuse to vote for Genocide Joe!

Ok, but Harris is really the only choice this late in the race, and her policies are probably pretty similar. Would you really vote for her?

Yes! Anything is better than an old senile man!

Biden steps down.

1 month of silence.

Screeeee I refuse to vote for genocide!!!

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