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Hawaii for one

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Hawaiian coffee is $25 a pound, at least it was when I bought some there a few years ago

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Soon that’ll be the cheapest you can get it

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And that’s how tariffs work

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until the demand for it skyrockets. then it’s either gone or just as expensive as all the tariffed coffee.

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It’ll rise with the rest, or does anyone believe a premium brand would just omit a general price increase among virtually all competitors and become a brand anyone can afford? Especially since Hawaiian coffee is majorly limited in supply.

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Lived in Hawaii most of my life: the big name coffees from here are terrible and only have that insane price because it’s from Hawaii. Though there are some small local roasters here

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Kauai Coffee is a relatively large operation that exports to the continental US and is more like $9 retail (and perpetually on sale for $7.50 or so) for a 10oz bag in the grocery store.

It’s not cheap coffee, but it’s certainly not top of the line priced coffee.

They do make some coffees that are more than $25/lb, but not the "regular* stuff people would buy in a store.

Of course I agree that their price will go up with the market with tariffs introduced, and that in general the tariffs are a terrible, terrible idea.

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Unfortunately the Jones Act means shipping from Hawaii to the continental US requires the use of a shipping vessel constructed in the US, flying the US flag, and entirely crewed by US citizens which makes the shipping costs expensive as fuck.

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We should just put a tarrif on all other imports 😂😂😂 🤡

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Hawaii is wayyyy too small to meet the coffee demands of a country as big as the US.

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This is factually accurate by a several orders of magnitude

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20 points

I will literally cry if Trump takes coffee from me

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Thankfully they only placed tariffs on covfefe imports.

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16 points

Thank you for reminding me there is at least some comedy coming in the future

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2 points

Invest in Hawaiian. Maybe Trump can add a few more islands out there so we can compete and export.

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2 points

Peter Theil coffee farm ships

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Most competent governments think like this goose because their believe in rules based order and systems. Trump doesn’t ascribe to that view and I think he will make a sweeping change and will personally govern exceptions until it suits himself and his base. Hopefully that mangment consumes his time enough to make him less effective.

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Coffee :(

Honestly though the coffee industry is really awful and I should probably stop drinking it

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Just about all of the food industry is abhorrent

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Just about all of the food industry is abhorrent

FTFY

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Yeah

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Just about all of the food industry is abhorrent

FTFY

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4 points

Drink your brown go-water, slave. You need to output at least 10% more than the last quarter, every quarter.

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91 points

Coffee, tea, and everything you’re wearing right now.

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A ton of parts of what you are driving, all your maga hats, a ton of stuff that’s in your house

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Your mom wears maga hats.

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everything you’re wearing right now

Much of that is cotton. I believe that in the “good” ol’ days the US grew that themselves. Start that industry up again, and you don’t need mass deportations across the border.

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You could even run the farms the same way as in the olden days, if you criminalize and incarcarate enough black people.

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Well boy howdy, it turns out we already been done doin that there part about criminalizing and incarcerating them black people just out of sheer racism. You’re telling me that there could’ve been a profit motive to it this whole time too?

jk, private contracted prisons were already profiting deeply off of that.

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I mean, that’s how cotton is produced nowadays too, except Uyghurs are the ones doing it.

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I thought you were already doing that…

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Ah, yes…

All we need to keep that industry running like the good ol’ days is a massive industry of government subsidized illegal immigration of easily identified persons

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4 points

The US still makes massive amounts of cotton. That all gets exported to other countries before getting turned into garments and things.

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Yea, and I hear children’s tiny hands are perfect for picking it.

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2 points

Cotton takes a LOT of water to grow. And takes up farmland that could grow food.

Most of your clothes are artificial fabrics these days. Or blended

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Oh no, but I need to buy a new buttplug every day!

Wait, I’m not American, nvm.

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Most buttplugs can be washed. Just a money-saving tip for you there.

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Nah, it’s not about single-use, it’s about the collection. You can’t take some og the rare ones out of their original packaging or they lose value!

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I wanted some foreign goods to get more expensive. To end slavery, not to escalate a trade war!

I should have checked my vicinity for any stray monkey’s paws when I made that wish.

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“Fair Trade” is what you’re looking for. I don’t know how legit all instances are or whether they make a real difference, but its an attempt

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This may sound pedantic, but you’re looking for Fairtrade (one word) for the organization with the strictest vetting standards. Fair Trade (two words) isn’t regulated and just means they follow some sort of ethical code. It’s not necessarily bad, but it warrants more product specific research.

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