215 points

Politically-motivated tea tax, what could go wrong?

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what would the boston tea party equivalent for america be? dumping an entire mcdonalds worth in the sewers?

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The Boston tea party was the American equivalent of the Boston tea party.

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13 points

I think they meant to say modern American, no?

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1 point

I think they meant how Britons would protest against the US.

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19 points

Nationalizing energy infrastructure

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17 points

That’s just eating at McDonald’s with … less steps.

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4 points

They wouldn’t handle it.

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3 points

Tbh thats just one step less than how it normally works.

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1 point

AYO is that what they’re doing‽

Who’s doing this‽

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138 points

Chocolate, cinnamon, vanilla, pepper, tea, bananas, and a fuckload of other things that are completely integrated into our regular diets are almost exclusively imported.

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Sugar too. That ain’t healthy and is kinda fancy but… Can you see them losing their shit over sugar prices? I do.

Tomatoes imports were 2.5B in 2023.

Apparently the us imports 15% of it’s food supply.

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That can’t be right. Corn can’t be only 85% of our food.

But seriously, there’s so much goddamn corn. Our meat is fed corn. Our processed foods and drinks are pumped full of corn. Even our fucking cars eat corn. We’re up to our fucking ears in ears of corn.

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Based on what I find online, the us import about $2B in raw-sugar, while some (about 100M) is exported again.

Source: https://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-product/raw-sugar/reporter/usa

How much “processed” sugar leaves the us again? I am not sure. Maybe all of it.

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7 points

W-we gotta get out of here Morty! Everything here is on a fucking cob!

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6 points

The government subsidizes corn, so there’s an incentive to use that corn. There are tariffs on imported sugar so it’s cheaper to use HFCS

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There’s plenty of corn syrup to replace it with unfortunately.

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I understand your perspective but I want to ask a question, not to you, but for you to think about it. What motivation causes the imports?

If corn syrup is a replacement for whatever they are doing, why are they importing raw sugar? If raw sugar is cheaper than you would expect them to already use sugar for everything and not corn syrup, and switching to corn syrup would be an increase in cost . If raw sugar costs the same, import is additional paperwork, why import? Raw sugar is more expensive, why would they pay more?

Raw sugar can’t be replaced easily in their use case? Now that makes sense.

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Sugar is fancy now? Man my grandpa would be thrilled were he alive. There’s a colloquial term for the farm-houses of sugar beat farmers in Northern Germany, “beat castles”, as they quickly made a lot of money growing the beats in the late 19th century. When sugar became more accessible due to the processing of the beats to refined sugar. The wealth is long gone now, similarly to how salt used to be a luxury good.

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No. That is the point.

Sugar is “fancy” as in “you don’t need sugar for your diet”.

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And the rest is farmed here by undocumented workers.

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10 points

Avocados for your avocado toast. Smh.

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4 points

not if you live in cali

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4 points

That’s it, the other states have crossed the line, time for CalExit.

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A lot of fruit/veg is grown in places they can get away with slave wages and then shipped here because that’s how little labor costs. Less than our already super low paid fruit/veg pickers that are primarily the people who escaped the countries and situations that put them in those even lower slave wage places.

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91 points

Coffee, tea, and everything you’re wearing right now.

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A ton of parts of what you are driving, all your maga hats, a ton of stuff that’s in your house

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Your mom wears maga hats.

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Oh no, but I need to buy a new buttplug every day!

Wait, I’m not American, nvm.

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Most buttplugs can be washed. Just a money-saving tip for you there.

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Nah, it’s not about single-use, it’s about the collection. You can’t take some og the rare ones out of their original packaging or they lose value!

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everything you’re wearing right now

Much of that is cotton. I believe that in the “good” ol’ days the US grew that themselves. Start that industry up again, and you don’t need mass deportations across the border.

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You could even run the farms the same way as in the olden days, if you criminalize and incarcarate enough black people.

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I mean, that’s how cotton is produced nowadays too, except Uyghurs are the ones doing it.

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Well boy howdy, it turns out we already been done doin that there part about criminalizing and incarcerating them black people just out of sheer racism. You’re telling me that there could’ve been a profit motive to it this whole time too?

jk, private contracted prisons were already profiting deeply off of that.

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I thought you were already doing that…

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7 points

Ah, yes…

All we need to keep that industry running like the good ol’ days is a massive industry of government subsidized illegal immigration of easily identified persons

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The US still makes massive amounts of cotton. That all gets exported to other countries before getting turned into garments and things.

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Cotton takes a LOT of water to grow. And takes up farmland that could grow food.

Most of your clothes are artificial fabrics these days. Or blended

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Yea, and I hear children’s tiny hands are perfect for picking it.

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I wanted some foreign goods to get more expensive. To end slavery, not to escalate a trade war!

I should have checked my vicinity for any stray monkey’s paws when I made that wish.

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“Fair Trade” is what you’re looking for. I don’t know how legit all instances are or whether they make a real difference, but its an attempt

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This may sound pedantic, but you’re looking for Fairtrade (one word) for the organization with the strictest vetting standards. Fair Trade (two words) isn’t regulated and just means they follow some sort of ethical code. It’s not necessarily bad, but it warrants more product specific research.

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82 points

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

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It’s one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?

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41 points

In trump’s economy, maybe?

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The joke will take on a new meaning when $10 is the good old days.

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Don’t they grow bananas in Hawaii? I know they have coffee out on Kona.

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Coffee grows on Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and recently in a little bit in CA (to add to water problems)

But Labor + limited amounts means it won’t be cheaper

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You can grow a banana at home. Dwarf banana plants can grow inside. The normal size banana plant is not living room sized, no wonder people think they grow on trees

But how many people drink coffee? And how many bananas can you grow for your self?

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Most competent governments think like this goose because their believe in rules based order and systems. Trump doesn’t ascribe to that view and I think he will make a sweeping change and will personally govern exceptions until it suits himself and his base. Hopefully that mangment consumes his time enough to make him less effective.

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