Well they did just buy infowars…
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html
I want a mix of the two, satire and real life, and you can’t tell them apart. Basically merging TheOnion and NotTheOnion.
I saw a recent article that’d be great for their first
https://reason.com/2024/11/11/mom-jailed-for-letting-10-year-old-walk-alone-to-town/
Might as well call it Notheonion
Even in the current form it’s more substantial than the fox news.