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Welcome to 2016.

. . . Wait

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Harambe was keeping us from the brink of annihilation

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Bowie.

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And Prince. Two god aliens that kept reality sane.

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He was this timeline’s Anchor Being. Now we’re doomed.

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There was a chance to not go this way!

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They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference

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They should have a section “not the onion”

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While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.

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Both have a place and they both as important as the other

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Maybe it can only done by Jon’s.

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TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.

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7 points

Info about wars only?

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With attitude and public shaming!

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Mad Lads! Amazing!!

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how tf…?

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They kinda did, but it was an accident.

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