Welcome to 2016.
. . . Wait
They really could start publishing real news stories and no one would know the difference
They should have a section “not the onion”
While I like this I fear it’s too costly. Good journalism is pricey. And good comedy is pricey. I don’t know how well those two fields overlap. But I know I’ve seen good combos with Jon Stewart and Jon Oliver. So it’s for sure a possibility. I’d pay the onion for real news tbh.
TheOnion should buy Infowars.com and start posting real news.
They kinda did, but it was an accident.