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A sticker.

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I was going to say unplug it, then plug it back in. But I think you got the correct answer right out of the gate.way

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Unplug all the wires. Now it’s wireless!

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So, to be able to transmit packets wirelessly, it needs a medium to communicate them over. If you stick it in the microwave for a while, it should begin to absorb the microwave radiation. Once it’s full enough (minimum 20 minutes in microwave, recommend full hour if you have the time), it should then start emitting excess microwave radiation that your devices can pick up, and then you can check your e-mail.

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radiation can’t just flow through air, you’ll have to acquire some aether from your local black market for the electromagnetic waves to travel through

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Just plug a WiFi cable and you’re done.

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This made me laugh out loud, thank you.

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Cut the blue wire, strip it back to the rj45 plug, and then untwist the 4 wire pairs shaping them into antenna. Works every time. You will get signal for 2 city blocks. I promise.

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