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The Cocaine Cinematic Universe getting spicy. Cocaine Bear vs Cocaine Shark in the works.

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And the 3rd movie is about Cocaine Sharknado.

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Cocaine Bear and Cocaine Shark will definitely have to team up to take it down.

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There’s already a movie called Cocaine Shark. It’s on Tubi.

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This is the prequel to the movie Jaws. While sharks only kill like 10 people a year, cocaine shark will justify our shark-fears

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sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

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humans have really fucked up this planet

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Experts says a lot of shit

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