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Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

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sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

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Experts says a lot of shit

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So we now get another shitty movie from a single line of newspaper?

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Personally I can’t wait

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I get “crack baby” vibes from this piece

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“Crack Baby Shark” would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.

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