Woohoo.
How long until they blame China
“Folks, Mao had the right idea killing all the sparrows… very bad birds, not patriotic… but he didn’t go far enough. You know I once had a sparrow outside Trump Tower. Living on the street, nesting in literal garbage, very sad.”
The president-elect then stared into space for 35 seconds and started doing the Elaine dance.
already saw it on reddit. “if this shit takes off you know we cant rely on the chinese to tell the truth”
It came from China in 1997. And they’ve successfully kept it somewhat contained, of it mutates to human to human contact, it’s going to be in America. Burger brains will forget everything past that first sentence.
https://www.nature.com/articles/438406b
Yeah they’ve been vaccinating their birds for 20 years
Me scrolling past these posts on hexbear without paying them too much mind is the equivalent of the start of a zombie movie where the TVs/radios in the background are talking about some strange new virus that makes people act weird.
I wonder who it’ll be blamed on this time
Start of the burger flu
Don’t worry, RFK Jr is going to fix everything!
