Woohoo.

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Start of the burger flu

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🎵Hail to the chef…👨🏽‍🍳 🎵

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How long until they blame China

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“Folks, Mao had the right idea killing all the sparrows… very bad birds, not patriotic… but he didn’t go far enough. You know I once had a sparrow outside Trump Tower. Living on the street, nesting in literal garbage, very sad.”

The president-elect then stared into space for 35 seconds and started doing the Elaine dance.

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It came from China in 1997. And they’ve successfully kept it somewhat contained, of it mutates to human to human contact, it’s going to be in America. Burger brains will forget everything past that first sentence.

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https://www.nature.com/articles/438406b

Yeah they’ve been vaccinating their birds for 20 years

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But at what cost?

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I don’t need to look it up… The US hasn’t, I guarantee it.

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already saw it on reddit. “if this shit takes off you know we cant rely on the chinese to tell the truth”

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It’s crazy because China was extremely open when they found out about COVID. Literally the opposite of CIA propaganda. They decoded the genomics or whatever and gave it to everyone.

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I wonder who it’ll be blamed on this time

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“Them”.

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“They/them”

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Don’t worry, RFK Jr is going to fix everything!

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so-far.jpg

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