142 points

How to get your hair ripped out and receive a collapsed lung in one easy step!

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35 points

IKR? This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen on the internet for a long time.

If that horse bolts, she’s not going to have a fun time at all.

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15 points

One of those times you hope it’s AI slop, but I don’t notice anything obvious.

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1 point

I’m fairly sure I’ve see this picture, or one similar before. It predated stable diffusion, so would have to have been made manually.

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24 points

I WAS ONE MINUTE LATE! NOOOOO!

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115 points

I saw Avatar. I know what’s going on here. This is illegal in every state except Mississippi, and only legal there if you marry the horse.

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8 points

It seems I don’t know enough about those kind of things, but thinking about it I guess that’s still too much.

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3 points

Bro you just fucking slayed me. 🤣

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100 points

Totally normal horse girl things

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32 points

Well there’s horse girls and there’s this.

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18 points

Country girls make doo

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28 points

She’ll regret this when the horse makes doo

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12 points

She’ll fucking love it

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5 points

Bingo.

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1 point

And just out of the frame of the photo is her vast collection of horse dildos and my little pony plushies.

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4 points

Nothing bad about that.

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83 points

I’m no horse person but this doesn’t seem like the best idea

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Your instincts are entirely correct. All it takes is for someone to drop a board and she’s looking at a broken neck.

I don’t care if someone is holding the head, or if it’s hitched to a post; horses’ butts are capable of an astonishing amount of movement even if their heads are immobilized.

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32 points

Not to mention the fact that horses shit constantly

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The farts are even more frequent. 100% chance she ground zero for multiple horse farts during this shooting.

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40 points

Son, never date a horse girl.

You’ll always come third after the horse and her parents money.

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