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Talking to myself helps me remember stuff and figure out stuff faster.

It’s your game, role-play how you want. Wage slaving tends to beat the ability to plat out of some of us. Have fun your way.

I certainly wouldnt want to play pretend being a streamer. It looks like the world’s most exhausting job ever. Having to constantly have a web presence everywhere, talking to Randoms 24/7, being unable to switch what game you’re playing because your fan base is the most niche interest group possible.

Hell no, not for me. My basement, my games.

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same but for everything in my life.

i know, that sounds schizo as fuck, my dear chat members.

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I live alone, I too talk to the imaginary camera to keep sane. At least I think it keeps me sane.

Thanks for the bits, bananaman66764.

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Ah see, I talk to my cat when I’m at home. It isn’t just me talking to myself, it’s enrichment for my little furry buddy!

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I watch you all the time, keep going FeelsStrongMan

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If it helps you focus, it’s just another form of rubber ducking

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Please. Rubber ducking. Someone?

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It’s when you talk through a problem with an inanimate object, traditionally a rubber duck. The process of explaining the problem can help you organize your thoughts and identify otherwise elusive problems. It’s a common technique used by programmers debugging their code.

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Rubber ducking? Is that when you tape a ducky to your fupa and dry hump something/someone to get the squeaky sound?

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No.

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54 points

Chat, am I cooked?

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Clip that, chat.

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My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin’ to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.

Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we’re cookin’ now - I’m all rizzed up”

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It’s fine until the audience starts talking back.

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chat is this real?

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chat, are you real?

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Chat, are you for real?

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