Wtf, it’s some kind of magical elixir you’re supposed to dribble directly onto your dick
Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.
AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks
“Incredibly dubious” can we leave the editorializing out of this? Just the facts please
I’m sorry I besmirched the reputation of the good folks behind ENLARGE PENIS 😔
Me when I take this
That wolf isn’t roaring, he’s howling in pain because that shit burns
I was thinking it would be really funny if the liquid in the bottle was just tabasco or something
She, actually. Didn’t even want a penis, spilled it on her thigh so its all off center too…
38 centimeters in two hours seems incredibly painful
Not just for the grower. Imagine being so porn-brained that this seems reasonable.
I was just thinking that with the advent of ai porn, i bet people are starting to get bespoke sexual complexes not even crafted by human hands
Bloody hell, that lens flare : “And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of Eärendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT’S NOT WHAT IT’S FOR!”
This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation
159 added to cart
THE FREE MARKET HAS SPOKEN
spoiler
It’s actually pretty depressing
The number is almost certainly made up
A lot of shopping websites have some javascript to invent a random number of people who are either looking at the item, or have added it to their cart
The smart ones will tie it to a cookie so if you refresh the number doesn’t go down but only up
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