Wtf, it’s some kind of magical elixir you’re supposed to dribble directly onto your dick

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

32 points

I’m gonna buy some and use it to water my plants, let’s see what happens.

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I think I ‘read’ this hentai. Set up cameras.

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let’s see what happens

Blue ribbon winning eggplants, zucchinis, and cucumbers

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Experiment idea: Buy this as well as the hair growth and boob growth remedies along with that weird contraption that’s supposed to make your butt bigger from AliExpress and apply liberally until you look like a Chewbacca shaped like Nicki Minaj with a dick that drags on the ground

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24 points

Someone else can do that. I don’t wanna end out in a The Fly style situation

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17 points

This is body horror

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2 points

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this made me shriek with laughter 😂 it truly is art, jfc

that fake product guy wishes he could come up with this kind of thing

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6 points

New HRT just dropped

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They need an incredibly dubious penis reduction elixir for transfems now (it provides material to use for the penis enlargement of others)

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7 points

The Law of Equivalent Sexchange :kelly:

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This is dialectics

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25 points
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This was a plot in the Harley Quinn episode we watched last night. Bane took some magic elixir for a bigger schlong then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.

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then fucked a bunch of buildings to death.

Did they steal that bit idea from Oglaf? (NSFW) If so, that’s actually impressive.

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14 points

Damn beat me to it

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