28 points

Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and they’ll go about living again.

In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head 
 you’ve more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.

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29 points

False LMFAO.

Source: semi pro snowboarder who’s been knocked out many times

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Being knocked out is literally one step before dead and can have serious aftereffects like parts of your swollen brain dying because there’s too less space for a swollen brain in your skull.

I too was once knocked out as a child and barfed 3 days afterwards with memory loss.

Take care of yourself.

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It is not one step before death. Holy shit are you being dramatic.

I had a TBI as a result of a double impact - minor concussion where I didn’t pass out skateboarding (and didn’t know it), then the next day friendly fire collision with a friend in the park snowboarding. I was knocked out for five minutes, had an out of body experience, came to very aggressively with a permanent change of personality that persists to this day half a lifetime later. That being said I was nowhere near death, had a I been knocked out into a coma things would be different.

TBIs are nothing to mess with, they change you for life. ADHD like symptoms, mental health struggles, aggression and explosive anger, memory loss, gaslighting from medical professionals about the severity of the injury (the 2000s were rough
) and opening yourself up to abuse by future significant others because you don’t trust your own memory. Never mind the struggle to maintain employment or how TBIs are invisible disabilities that are tough to get workplace accommodations for.

TBIs are serious, even when they are ‘mild’ (a complete misnomer). But being knocked out ≠ being knocked into a coma which is one step from death. Nor does it mean you’re having a brain bleed. Your brain is inflamed and it’s key not to impact it again for a ~month while the inflammation recedes. Because I had a double impact I ended up permanently damaged. I worry about CTE and dementia later in life as I’ve had other hits to the head since, including getting knocked out momentarily while riding for work.

FYI in case anyone asks - yes I wear a helmet and was wearing one the day of my TBI. Helmets don’t prevent concussions at all, they prevent skull fractures, punctures and lacerations. The helmet saved my life because it prevented skull fracture but more importantly laceration, as my friend collided into my head with the edge of her board first.

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No you probably haven’t been knocked out multiple times for seconds. Or you have a very rare brain condition that triggers that on light taps.

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28 years of snowboarding and skateboarding will do that.

I ride over 100 days a year for the last decade and used to be paid to do so. It’s an occupational hazard


I got briefly knocked out skateboarding a couple times and snowboarding a couple more. Ever catch your heels? If you know you know. My TBI was skateboarding the first day and got a concussion without losing consciousness and didn’t know it, the second day was snowboarding and a friend landed on my head in the park. I was out for 5 minutes. Which is a relatively long time in terms of ‘mild’ head injuries.

One of my brief knock outs was when I got hit while working
 almost 20 years after the TBI. The tbi makes losing consciousness happen quicker but a lot of my brief knock outs were pre TBI.

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You’re actually dead and died in that second knock out 
 this is purgatory and you’ll be commenting like this for a few thousand years.

I’m no scientist, doctor or medical professional 
 I just know that its dangerous to try to knock someone’s noggin really hard to try to make them pass out. Dangerous to the point that there is a good chance that it can kill someone.

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5 points

Fuck! Nobody told me!!!

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Professional boxing keeps a running tally of wins via KO, if death by punch was that common I suspect it would be banned as a sport by now.

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55 points

Being knocked out is certainly not good, but it’s not automatic death like you’re suggesting.

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Depends where you hit and how hard. It’s the emergency shutdown because of concussion. If the concussion was too hard, it can swell and then it gets dangerous. Not to mention fragile places like temple or neck.

Wdit: concussion, not convulsion

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I don’t think the word convulsion means what you think it means. Do you mean concussion? Concussion is only one type of head injury, though, with different grades to it.

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That is
 Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, especially if they are young

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I’m not saying that you’re wrong. You sound like you might know what you’re talking about. I just like publications and medical evidence. I trust that you won’t take it the wrong way.

That is
 Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma [
]

Source?

[
] but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, [
]

Do you have a metastudy or something for that?

especially if they are young

That last sentence, do you have a source for the difference in outcome depending on the patient’s age?

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A weird amount of people were triggered by you asking for evidence. A reflection on our times.

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Bricolo, A., Turazzi, S., & Feriotti, G. (1980). Prolonged posttraumatic unconsciousness: therapeutic assets and liabilities
 Journal of neurosurgery, 52 5, 625-34 . https://doi.org/10.3171/JNS.1980.52.5.0625.

And it’s not on me to find the burden of truth for you. That’s a logical fallacy and a bad arguing tactic

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30 points

This thread is like getting hit in the head with a can of beans.

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5 points

at least show the studies you’re referencing instead of just saying you have them and asking for others to show theirs

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8 points

Source?

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/15038-concussion This work (not for the 30% thing but just in general)?

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4 points

So I once slipped on a puddle while jogging (in the wrong place) and hit the back of my head on sedimentary tiles.
Since I had stiffened my neck, trying to stretch it backward (yes I was doing that while jogging on wet tiles), my head hit the ground hard.
After about 2 minutes, I fainted for ~10 seconds. Was fine later.

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That’s the problem with anecdotal evidence. You can always find that one person who fulfills the criteria but who’s outcome doesn’t match.

Of course you can be fine afterwards. But there’s a considerable risk that you’re not, and experiencing symptoms of a traumatic head injury does warrant a visit to the hospital.

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9 points

Of course I visited the hospital for a CT scan.

Of course I’m not telling you to hit your head for fun.

This is just a fun story, not evidence for anything.

People have survived failed parachutes. Doesn’t mean we can all be Alex Mercer.

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5 points

Monster deserves it tho

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6 points

She just stole a loaf of bread. Her sister’s child was close to death, she was starving.

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SLEEPER AGENT ACTIVATION BY MEME CONFIRMED

Prisoner 2460206451! You’re no one. Lol. Your time is up and your time is up and I’m Javert! You know what that means.

It means I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

No.

Every time I get reminded of Le Mis I hear this youtube poop in my head and start giggling.

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2 points

true

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14 points

You’re going too far in the opposite direction

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And even if you haven’t killed them outright, they can have permanent disabilities.

If you, or someone you know, gets knocked out, or experiences other symptoms of a central nervous system trauma after a hit to the head, please seek medical care immediately. It’s not one those “take two aspirin and let’s see how it goes in the morning” kinda things.

I’m just one person, but during my life I’ve seen this multiple times. I will refrain from boring you, and doxxing myself, by telling my anecdotes. Suffice it to say that I have known people who would have been dead if they hadn’t gone to work with a “bad hangover”, or ended up with narcolepsy or chronic encephalopathy. And that was separate people BTW.

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7 points

Relax, it’s just another made up story.

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To market, to market went my Uncle Jim
When somebody threw a tomato at him.
Tomatoes are soft and they won’t bruise the skin,
But this one killed Jim, it was wrapped in a tin.

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Skill Skull issue

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Lemmy will make up any excuse to be violent towards women, huh?

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It’s not from Lemmy


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What site did it get posted to and updated on, genius?

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4 points

Lemmy, ya fuck tard

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3 points

you don’t really get the concept of this community, do you?

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11 points

Would’ve been equally as funny if it were a man


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Try thinking, for once ever, about why they made it a woman. And why this story with extreme violenece towards women appealed to so many on Lemmy. Try thinking about why that’s relevant when we have women’s rights being actively eroded with Project 2025.

Or don’t think and stay smug in your little man cult. Be a gender narcissist and abuse women because of your delusional beliefs. Harm everyone and everything because you lack humility and honesty. Fucking cowards, all of you.

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4 points

Would’ve been equally as funny if it were a man


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24 points

Fake: Anon doesn’t have a dad
Gay : Anon didn’t hiton a woman

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now that’s a good reason to be conservative

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Being a millionaire and a psychopath are good reasons

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5 points

His face in this picture

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