112 points

Wow am I on facebook?

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Yes, now out with your deeply ingrained racist ideologies or I’m gonna sic gran on you.

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3 points

Yes

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5 points

Unfortunately it does add up :(

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1675 + 10km/h

1675 + 100km/h

1675km/h

Turns out that 1675km/h is the magic number, anything above that is dangerous

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I’m a leading scientist on speed, and this is the answer.

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26 points

They let scientists do drugs?

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3 points

Yeah, but they make them race so you can tell who’s high

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13 points

Who do you think invents the drugs?

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5 points

Well maybe we should just turn the roller coasters around and go the other direction.

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So 1675 - 100 = 1575 km/h?

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7 points

I remember learning that before the invention of the locomotive, people thought that 30mph was some kind of barrier that the human body could not survive.

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Does that mean that cars bend the space around them instead of moving and the speed numbers on them are fake?

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What the speed that earth travel around the sun? And the speed that our solar system rotate in milk way, and milk way speed around the universe? We need the exactly number

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I want a button that upon pressing immediately makes me stop moving relative to the universe moving around me. Just suddenly all the momentum to none of it.

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1 point

Congratulations. You are either a pink smear or pink mist, depending on which direction you end up going.

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-7 points

OP are you stupid?

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You must be a roundearther. This post is for smart people, so you can just find your way out 😤

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7 points

Imma throw myself off the edge to meet the turtles 😭

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6 points

Only one turtle. Four elephants though.

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1 point

Good luck climbing the ice cliffs, dummy.

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1 point

I don’t think this post is serious…

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Uh, is this supposed to be a humorous jab at flat earthers, or do you actually think that this doesn’t add up and out yourself as a flat eather and in this case do you wish an explanation?

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Maybe I should’ve put this in lemmyshitpost because I didn’t expect anyone to think it was serious.

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19 points

I have very sensitive antennae when it comes to flat earth bullshit and also started to develop an allergy to non-science. So I beg your pardon that I asked…

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10 points

Well you aren’t the only one, so maybe I should have laid the sarcasm on more clearly. I thought most people would read the title as tongue-in-cheek.

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5 points

I thought everywhere was lemmyshitpost.

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2 points

Any intelligent joke requires a disclaimer because of flat earthers, Qanoners and conservatives.

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5 points

Poe’s Law strikes again!

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🎵Hello Poe’s law, my old friend…🎶

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