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I know this is a joke but if anyone is wondering it’s because they build those things to go towards the air, otherwise they would be going away from the air and it would be hard to breath. Earth is going away from the air too but luckily it has trees attached to itself that make more air and leave it behind, that’s where wind comes from.

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Who are you, who are you so wise in the ways of science?

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A duck!

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Therefore… by the process of elimination, we can tell the Earth is banana shaped.

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This guy knows his stuff

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Calvin’s Dad over here.

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i’m taking a meteorology class and can confirm that this is how wind works.

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Duh

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Im sure going against the force of gravity vs gravity pull to the earth has a lot to do with it too.

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112 points

Wow am I on facebook?

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Yes, now out with your deeply ingrained racist ideologies or I’m gonna sic gran on you.

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Yes

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Those men are just very good friends.

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I’m appalled at the amount of people in this comments section who failed elementary grade school level of physics and also somehow failed to notice this is the shitpost community

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It’s not…

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1675 + 10km/h

1675 + 100km/h

1675km/h

Turns out that 1675km/h is the magic number, anything above that is dangerous

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I’m a leading scientist on speed, and this is the answer.

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They let scientists do drugs?

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Who do you think invents the drugs?

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Yeah, but they make them race so you can tell who’s high

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Well maybe we should just turn the roller coasters around and go the other direction.

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So 1675 - 100 = 1575 km/h?

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I remember learning that before the invention of the locomotive, people thought that 30mph was some kind of barrier that the human body could not survive.

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What the speed that earth travel around the sun? And the speed that our solar system rotate in milk way, and milk way speed around the universe? We need the exactly number

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I want a button that upon pressing immediately makes me stop moving relative to the universe moving around me. Just suddenly all the momentum to none of it.

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Congratulations. You are either a pink smear or pink mist, depending on which direction you end up going.

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Does that mean that cars bend the space around them instead of moving and the speed numbers on them are fake?

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