690 points

Sounds good to me?

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Let me stretch first. Don’t want to pull anything.

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213 points

Just make them all public all the time! That’ll show those fucking libs.

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125 points

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

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30 points

Don’t pwn me bro!

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54 points

Holy shit I agree with MTG

Harambe truly was this universe’s anchor being, and the decay is increasing exponentially

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Wow…having seen almost NONE of the other Marvel movies, I walked out of Deadpool vs Wolferine just kind of confused. Not by the plot, that was simple as shit. It was insultingly simple.

The part that confused me was “WHO IS DEMANDING THIS MOVIE???”. I don’t watch a lot of movies, but the ones I do watch I like to make “worth it”. And everybody was going on and on and on about how great this movie was going to be once it came out. And then…

Ok, imagine going to this movie, without ANY concept about who these cameos are, who a LOT of the characters are supposed to even be, and without having seen a single previous deadpool or x-men movie before.

Yeah, movie kind of sucks now, doesn’t it?

But…silver lining…at least I was able to get the joke of a Lemmy post months after the fact.

…yeah, I still want my $12 back.

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Nah it was great, but it was a love letter to people who had watched every previous Deadpool and all the old Marvel movies. It wasn’t meant to be an entry into the universe. I can understand why you didn’t like it having not seen the previous, but it just wasn’t made for you.

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I’m kinda with you… Like, let them fight?

I think she meant this as a threat to get the party in line, but i can’t see any way this doesn’t blow up in their faces. If the leopards are eating leopard faces, will they notice mine…?

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I don’t care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

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29 points

Thus is the difference between MAGA/republicans and everyone else

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79 points

Thats the thing I don’t think they get.

“Ok, well our guy will go to jail, but so will yours!!!”

“That’s fine.”

“But then we BOTH lose!”

“This isn’t a MAD doctrine situation. This is supposed to be more like a scorched earth situation. No corruption left behind.”

And I don’t think they grasp that.

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What they don’t grasp is that we’d send our guy to jail: because they won’t.

That’s the difference.

When a corrupt democrat is exposed they’re expelled (bye bye Cuomo)

When a corrupt republican is exposed they’re re-elected.

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She is only saying it because she is positive the files will never get released.

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8 points

It would do more to drain the swamp than anything Trump had ever imagined.

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Bill was lended Epstein’s plane one time to a regular AIDs relief tour in Africa.

Trump has been on his plane many times, but more importantly called him a friend and went to his island. Many times.

You sound as crazy as the people calling Stephen Hawking a kid diddler when you say stuff like that. You, like the majority of Americans, seem to have no fucking clue what actually happens around them.

But yes, I agree, release the reports and send people who broke the law to prison.

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Saying Bill Clinton, the guy who couldn’t keep it in his pants in the Oval Office, is a kid diddler sounds as crazy as calling Stephen Hawking one?

Does your logic really sound logical to you?

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6 points

It’s so weird to see an MTG post and… yeah… I’m over here like: LFG.

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4 points

Oh no. Please, stop.

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103 points

Something something broken clock

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It’s more like she’s so fucking stupid and petty that she doesn’t realize how it’ll hurt her party.

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17 points

Her party elected a convicted felon, rapist, traitor, insurrectionist. Do you really think it matters?

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Nevermind that the republicans won the presidency, both houses of Congress, and already have the supreme Court. It’s more like, “the fuck you gonna do about it?” If anything, they’re looking for reasons to oust any sitting democrat in which they’ll install someone loyal to their cause because let’s be real, the rules are out the window at this point.

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She’s creating strife when no one else in the party wants it. That does matter. Thier entire platform is Loyalty, and she’s breaking rank.

Will it matter? Who knows. They’re all assholes, it could go either way.

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Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.

“Scorned” in this context is equivalent to our contemporary “betrayed”.

She’s been passed over for reward by Trump.

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- Germany, 1933

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Deal

Edit: no takebacks

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The pigs are fighting for their position at the feeding trough

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