690 points

Sounds good to me?

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213 points

Just make them all public all the time! That’ll show those fucking libs.

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125 points

As a liberal I would be so fucking owned by this

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30 points

Don’t pwn me bro!

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133 points

I don’t care if they are Republican or Democrat. If they are criminals, they should go to jail. Release the Epstein files and send Bill and Trump to jail.

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79 points

Thats the thing I don’t think they get.

“Ok, well our guy will go to jail, but so will yours!!!”

“That’s fine.”

“But then we BOTH lose!”

“This isn’t a MAD doctrine situation. This is supposed to be more like a scorched earth situation. No corruption left behind.”

And I don’t think they grasp that.

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54 points

What they don’t grasp is that we’d send our guy to jail: because they won’t.

That’s the difference.

When a corrupt democrat is exposed they’re expelled (bye bye Cuomo)

When a corrupt republican is exposed they’re re-elected.

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8 points

She is only saying it because she is positive the files will never get released.

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8 points

It would do more to drain the swamp than anything Trump had ever imagined.

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29 points

Thus is the difference between MAGA/republicans and everyone else

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Bill was lended Epstein’s plane one time to a regular AIDs relief tour in Africa.

Trump has been on his plane many times, but more importantly called him a friend and went to his island. Many times.

You sound as crazy as the people calling Stephen Hawking a kid diddler when you say stuff like that. You, like the majority of Americans, seem to have no fucking clue what actually happens around them.

But yes, I agree, release the reports and send people who broke the law to prison.

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Saying Bill Clinton, the guy who couldn’t keep it in his pants in the Oval Office, is a kid diddler sounds as crazy as calling Stephen Hawking one?

Does your logic really sound logical to you?

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54 points

Holy shit I agree with MTG

Harambe truly was this universe’s anchor being, and the decay is increasing exponentially

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Wow…having seen almost NONE of the other Marvel movies, I walked out of Deadpool vs Wolferine just kind of confused. Not by the plot, that was simple as shit. It was insultingly simple.

The part that confused me was “WHO IS DEMANDING THIS MOVIE???”. I don’t watch a lot of movies, but the ones I do watch I like to make “worth it”. And everybody was going on and on and on about how great this movie was going to be once it came out. And then…

Ok, imagine going to this movie, without ANY concept about who these cameos are, who a LOT of the characters are supposed to even be, and without having seen a single previous deadpool or x-men movie before.

Yeah, movie kind of sucks now, doesn’t it?

But…silver lining…at least I was able to get the joke of a Lemmy post months after the fact.

…yeah, I still want my $12 back.

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Nah it was great, but it was a love letter to people who had watched every previous Deadpool and all the old Marvel movies. It wasn’t meant to be an entry into the universe. I can understand why you didn’t like it having not seen the previous, but it just wasn’t made for you.

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52 points

Let me stretch first. Don’t want to pull anything.

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27 points

I’m kinda with you… Like, let them fight?

I think she meant this as a threat to get the party in line, but i can’t see any way this doesn’t blow up in their faces. If the leopards are eating leopard faces, will they notice mine…?

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6 points

It’s so weird to see an MTG post and… yeah… I’m over here like: LFG.

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4 points

Oh no. Please, stop.

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384 points

This argument reveals that she thinks both sides are playing the same game. Progressives don’t support corrupt leaders. MTG does.

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152 points

Then who is supporting Nancy Pelosi?

Quip aside, let’s bring on the sunlight.

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119 points

Honestly don’t know anyone that likes Pelosi.

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I don’t know why anyone likes neoliberals.

She’s a model one.

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/12/16/nancy-pelosi-federal-lawmakers-should-be-able-to-trade-stock.html

I vote blue with my nose held as always for harm reduction, but neoliberals like Pelosi are why so many actual leftwing people that want a society walked away, they have no party that isnt enthusiastically part of the root problem of maintaining crony market capitalism at society’s catastrophic expense.

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39 points

She has famously had an abysmal approval rate nationwide, but she gets more votes than her opponents so she gets to keep her seat.

Like Mitch McConnell, MTG, Lauren Boebert, or Matt Gaetz.

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20 points

Ugh… I don’t really want to be that guy, but she was well liked when she was first in office. In fact, I dare say she was cool once when she advocated for more AIDS support in the late 80s and pissed off Reagan, which is always good. But that was around when I was born, haha.

Unfortunately House seats rarely see competition, and I’m certain she grew complacent with age. Almost 40 fucking years, oof.

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She’s not the best, but she’s not the worst. Her biggest crime is what, using insider knowledge to trade stocks?

It’s not like she gave a list of our spies to the Russians. Or likely sold classified documents. She didn’t betray our allies. (Do I mean the Ukrainians, the Afghanis, or the Kurds?)

She was miles better than Manchin or McConnell. She wasn’t our best, but she sure as hell wasn’t a Republican. She got vilified primarily because she was a prominent Democrat for years. And it stuck because there was more than zero legitimacy.

They vilified her so much that some douchebag went after her and her husband with a hammer. There’s a reason they didn’t go after Manchin or Sinema or Menendez or McConnell or Gaetz.

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13 points

I like Pelosi, mostly cherry Pelosi. I’ll usually go for Coke or Dr. Pepper, but soda is soda and Pelosi is soda.

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This is funny because an “elder statesperson” is valuable because they’ve been in the room for allllll the dirt, over decades. They are a walking blackmail bomb and are tolerated because they can call in “favors” when compromise is really really needed.

Edit whoever downvoted this, care to comment? If you think this was a “yay pelosi” comment you’re wrong.

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I can tell you, that i truly and honestly think that Nancy Pelosi is the greatest! She’s never wrong about anything, and I’m totally not eating my own vomit as i type this!

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1 point

And yet here she is wielding enormous power.

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1 point

Then who is supporting Nancy Pelosi?

Still not progressives… :)

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1 point

Sunlight? With this global warming? Are you nuts???

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23 points

Or it reveals an intention by the republicans to release a flood of bad faith ethics reports on Democrats

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3 points

Oh no, republicans released the kraken.

Oh wait, nevermind, it looks like trump just scribbled with some crayon. And the occasional sharpie

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10 points

Magic the Gathering supports a lot of things. I don’t know if it supports this; I’ll ask.

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Deal

Edit: no takebacks

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171 points

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

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149 points

The amount of cognitive dissonance I got from reading something MTG said that I actually agree with was nuts

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47 points

I feel you. I have this new super bitch of a boss, but she wore cute pants one day in September and it left me conflicted. I’m still pissed off about it.

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26 points

As in the pants were cute or she was cute in them cuz it’s completely okay to like a pair of pants and not enjoy the person who’s in them.

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21 points

The pants were cute. I hate her so much i can’t see anything attractive about her.

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6 points

Once a pants is associated with a bad ass you might struggle to separate the art from the artist.

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11 points

How dare she!

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17 points

Her arrival at the correct answer was done through a series of mental lapses, poor judgements and terrible ideas that plopped her exactly where she should be. Like watching an episode of Mr Magoo.

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15 points

Bruh I literally just told my husband “Fuck MTG for saying something that makes me agree with MTG!” due to this story.

Ill recover if Congress actually takes her up on it though.

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6 points

You leave Magic the Gathering out of this!

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Don’t feel that way. Take this as observing your opponent taking a misstep. This is an opening.

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I read her comment and instantly thought “Wait… am I on the wrong side of this issue?” Now I’m wondering who she filed against.

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Focus on that pain and it will lead to enlightenment.

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