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My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.”

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So I went in as Batman.

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Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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Be careful: If you take this advice and want to become a sexy underwear model, you WILL receive a stern email from HR.

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gnutrino@programming.dev
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That would explain all of his convictions for impersonating a police officer…

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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How exactly does “Retired” dress?

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klemptor@startrek.website
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Currently leggings and a sweater

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Kintarian@lemmy.worldOP
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First i was tired. Now I’m retired.

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Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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As someone who’s retired let me warn you that HR might have a word with you if you show up dressed like me.

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Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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I guess the theory checks out. I’d probably be “retired” by the end of the day.

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