158 points

There’s a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist… had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died.

Then and there?

No. About eighteen years later. That’s the thing about Dim Mak… you never know when it’s gonna take effect.

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74 points

Statistically if you’re born, at some point you will die. Being born is deadly.

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59 points

Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate

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26 points

Bullshit, it’s only about 93%

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25 points

About 90-95% of humans have died at some point in their lives so yeah very likely we will follow suit at some point.

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13 points

It’s more than that… I know you were joking but …

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estimates_of_historical_world_population

Yeah it’s estimated but it’s a shit ton of people so it’s more like 99.9%

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3 points

Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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57 points

Blood for the blood god.

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38 points

Tendies for the tendie throne.

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47 points

Can I take a moment to talk to you about our one true lord and saviour, Satan?

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18 points

Is Jehovah witness Satan different from regular Christian Satan?

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21 points

No, in such a way that neither of those denominations represent Satan correctly.

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You’ve got me curious. Care to elaborate?

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4 points

How come?

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40 points

Blood for the blood god. Khorne loves him

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34 points

That totally happened

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9 points

It’s Greentext

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