‘Choose’ rhymes with ‘lose’? I mean c’mon, someone did that shit on purpose 👀

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Trust me, it is equally frustrating for most Americans…or almost, anyway.

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What about the words that are only different in tone.

Content and content

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It is read like lead, not read like lead.

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Or lede for that matter

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The bigger problem is that lose should rhyme with pose or close. Loose is fine.

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Hoes drop their clothes.

Who the hell decided that close is pronounced the same as clothes?

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No one? They aren’t pronounced the same in any accent that I’m aware of.

Edit: I’m dumb. I was reading that as the “nearby” close and not the "shut " close.

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You’re probably thinking of the pronunciation of close as in ‘close to you’

I was thinking of the pronunciation of close as in ‘close the door’

Which is pronounced the same as clothes.

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I don’t know shit about fuck when it comes to the differences between accents/dialects but it’s at least enough of a thing to be there in dictionaries.

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Even the second one isn’t pronounced the same. Some accents drop the th sound in clothes which is why they can sound similar.

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Okay as a non-native speaker who struggles with consonant clusters this is both the best and worst thing I learned today.

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As a native English speaker, English is freaking weird like that.

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Hey we may have our language rules pulled from 30 different other languages and applied seemingly at random, but at least we don’t have to memorize the gender of every inanimate object in the world!

I’ve taken 5 years of German and self studied some Russian and Spanish, and goddamn that gendered noun shit is really, really hard for native English speakers.

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I don’t know that they sound that different, but I definitely “pronounce” them differently in that my tongue is in a different party of my mouth for both of them. When I say clothes, my tongue is near touching my front teeth, where as close is more just below that ridge behind my teeth, so farther back.

I’m from the center of the U.S. for reference.

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I had half my jaw ripped open when I was 16 or so. So I guess I’m lucky to pronounce or enunciate anything correctly these days.

Southern Mississippi, if that means squat.

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They sound pretty close to me. We can close this issue.

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Don’t get me started on ough and ead.

The lead soldier kneaded dough in the bough brush while they read the book that they previously read while taking a furlough in the rough.

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I read this and all I could think of was “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”

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Didn’t even have to click. Great poem

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I barely started reading and i hate this already.

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How can the soldier knead anything if they’re made of lead?

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There’s too to two different ways to pronounce and spell many words.

Fuck, that’s three!

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Steady up over their they’re there.

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Don’t phuck with my head, I’m two drunk!

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they are very different in my mind. perhaps because i first came across them in their respective contexts through reading.

even when speaking, to me, lose rhymes with booze and loose rhymes with goose.

this has never been a problem for me, personally.

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And here’s me, another non-native speaker, just learning that booze doesn’t rhyme with goose.

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oh, no, no, no! booze and a goose should never go together!

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