To be honest, I’m amazed that anyone even thought to send it off for testing. I’m an ex police officer and I wouldn’t have thought of that. I’d just lump it in with the other weird shit you always find in drug dens.
All drugs must be legal. The bipartisan war on drugs and the police state spawned from it must end.
What was the idea? Lick the gnome like lollypop for 10 million people?
Probably as “inconspicuous” storage. If you’ve got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this’ll look just like one of them.
Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we’re reading about it…
“Trust me, this little dude likes to party.”
This may be the most Dutch thing I’ve ever heard. (I’m Dutch.)