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To be honest, I’m amazed that anyone even thought to send it off for testing. I’m an ex police officer and I wouldn’t have thought of that. I’d just lump it in with the other weird shit you always find in drug dens.

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Do you suddenly feel the need to go back and test everything?

I imagine they got squirrelly or something whenever the cops went near it.

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It was with a bunch of other drugs and the material looks a bit off. I’m sure you would’ve had a hunch.

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All drugs must be legal. The bipartisan war on drugs and the police state spawned from it must end.

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What was the idea? Lick the gnome like lollypop for 10 million people?

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Probably as “inconspicuous” storage. If you’ve got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this’ll look just like one of them.

Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we’re reading about it…

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It was probably for smuggling.

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Blarney Gnome

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“Trust me, this little dude likes to party.”

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This may be the most Dutch thing I’ve ever heard. (I’m Dutch.)

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