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Ah, so that’s where Old Man Henderson’s wee men ended up…

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“The gnome himself was visibly startled,” police said, referring to the gnome having its hands covering its mouth.

The only cops I’d be willing to say aren’t necessarily all bastards, would be the Dutch cops. Got to love their sense of humour.

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All drugs must be legal. The bipartisan war on drugs and the police state spawned from it must end.

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hehe, “drug bust”

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What was the idea? Lick the gnome like lollypop for 10 million people?

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Probably as “inconspicuous” storage. If you’ve got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this’ll look just like one of them.

Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we’re reading about it…

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It was probably for smuggling.

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Blarney Gnome

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