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Not just hamlet but the entire body of works accredited to Shakespeare

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damn, that monkey must be pretty prolific, perhaps even rivaling Shakespeare! Do we know their name?

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The name of the kid: Shakespeare

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and everymonkey clapped.

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Prithee, good sir, wouldst know the stripling’s name?
'Twas William Shakespeare, ere he found his fame!

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Christopher Marlowe

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At least one overly-proficient monkey.

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We also drew dickibutt

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Life is amazing

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I thought they were written by a Klingon.

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Yeah and all by one monkey.

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Not on a typewriter though. Task failed successfully.

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Pretty sure some other monkey did tho

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If you’re paying, I’ll rewrite it on a typewriter for you.

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Someone must have written hamlet on a typewriter at some point

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We’re apes though.

Great ones even!

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Apes are monkeys, in the same sense that humans are apes.

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I’m not entirely sure that statement is correct, but it’s been a while since I took any anthropology courses…

Edit: I was wrong and remembered the tree incorrectly.

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Family tree of primates. As you can see, old world monkeys and new world monkeys share their last common ancestor with the apes. That means that phylogenetically, that if they are both monkeys, then so are all the apes.

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It is correct. I’ve been corrected on this before and did the research to discover I was wrong. Humans are Monkeys.

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We’re Grapes

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Grape apes?

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Grape vapes?

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One of us even wrote:

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.

One of us even wrote this!

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The monkeys are really the friends we make along the way

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