I usually throw some condoms in my cart to make the ski mask, duct tape and shovel seem less embarrassing

Go to a line with your preferred sex and give em a wink

Buy a can of Pringles and a sponge to make it less awkward. The cashier will assume that you’re going to have a nice time with someone, have a shower afterwards and then eat some chips.

I once bought a dog collar and leash, a pack of darts, and a child’s car seat at the same time. The Target cashier looked at me hard before I put it together, then we both cracked up.

We gotta have a dogelore