110 points

“Oh wow I can barely walk, I guess I should put some peanut butter on some toast or something”

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peanut butter toast, simple, yummy, filling! People keep thinking i’m wired when I tell them about pb toast, glad to see others talk about it.

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10 points

PB + banana (or honey if I’m out) is my go-to!

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3 points

Apparently Elvis enjoyed Peanut butter, banana, and bacon sandwiches. I personally recommend bac’n bits. Real bacon makes the sandwich too greasy

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2 points

A thick cut of toasted bread (e.g. sour dough) with bananas, honey, and almond butter is an insanely tasty treat.

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6 points

Who doesn’t think peanut butter toast is ‘normal’? Where tf are you from?

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17 points

Why turn eating into work?

A banana and a handful of nuts.

No cooking or smearing. No tools required. Just grab it and stick it in your hole.

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10 points

Just grab it and stick it in your hole.

That’s what… Nah, even I have a “too easy” threshold sometimes 🤷

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7 points

Nah, even I have a “too easy” threshold sometimes

That’s what she said.

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7 points

Who has that much time? Just put honey on some peanut butter on bread. Then some milk, for protein. Full meal (not really)!

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4 points

Just squirt the honey straight into your mouth! (or maple syrup in my case)

Fuck protein, want sugar!

And then I get a tummy ache and I’m still hungry.

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66 points

“I am enraged at everyone and everything. I want to murder the next fucker that bothers me” is my signal that it’s time to start eating for the day

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2 points

The first thing I do when I come downstairs is drink 4oz (120ml) of juice. Next priority is to get the caffeine monkey off my back. Only then can I risk human interaction.

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57 points

Migraine alarm clock here. The ultimate painful reminder that I forget everything.

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But now I’m in too much pain to make something! Argh, sleep will fix that.

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6 points

Excedrin, darkness, migraine cap and sleep. Only cure I have.

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8 points

I hate it because it doesn’t go away when I eat and hydrate for a long time, ough

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4 points

Yes! Same here

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I just figured out that’s the reason I was getting migraines lol. Haven’t gotten one since

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45 points

This was me and my ADHD coworker… we never ate at noon - eventually (sometimes at like 430) one of us would turn to the other “You eat yet?” “Oh fuck, I forgot - let’s grab something”

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39 points

Why is my stomach hurting? Did I eat anything that had gone bad? Oh wait.

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