192 points

Hawk Tuah

Pump and dump

Oh come on now

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130 points

I can only imagine that the writers at The Onion are going insane because they just can’t compete with reality anymore.

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5 points

why do you think they bought infowars?

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1 point
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Attempted to. MAGA judge blocked it and is trying to let Musk take it

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11 points

At this point they’re just the news. Actually they’re more accurate. No creativity needed anymore.

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22 points

Yeah, isn’t it more of a spit and quit?

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2 points

It could be, but pump and dump might still be accurate since she basically fucked them and then shit on them

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82 points
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8 points

The cycle isn’t a century long, but 80-90 years

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1 point
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It’s “illegal” to financially manipulate regulated securities*

*unless you’re insanely rich and know the right people, lawyers, and loopholes

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31 points

You think she gets tired of being called a “girl”?

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28 points
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Only if the money dries up.

Edit: I feel I should clarify. If I could make a living doing very little and being called a ___ girl. I’d take it too. And I’m a cis male.

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12 points

Yeah i’d take being called a something “boy” if that brand made me money.

In fact i’m being called “boy” more time than i can count due to my short stature and i’m not even making much dough.

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4 points
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Relevant user name, but sorry dude, that’s bullshit.

People used to call me big guy when I was younger and it also annoyed me (felt like they were talking to me like a little kid). I hope it gets better as you get older, it did for me.

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42 points

definitely. despite her bad actions i do feel bad for the misogyny she experiences. especially the whole getting pressured to make an OF stuff. i hope it doesn’t get to her and she can grow past the bad shit and have a fulfilling life

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9 points

I don’t want to live in this reality anymore.

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20 points

Good for her I guess?

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67 points
  • getting the bag ✅
  • legal ✅ (but shouldn’t be)
  • ethical ❌
  • funny ✅
  • doesn’t contribute to systemic oppression by the ruling class ✅

i dunno, passes more vibe checks than most disgusting people i hear about these days 🤷‍♀️

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9 points

If she promises to make her podcast ‘Talk Tuah’ go away, then I say we call it squaresies

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4 points

No lies detected

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33 points

I mean, the only people who got ripped off are Crypto bros soooooo

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22 points

Nope, she marketed specifically to fans that are new to crypto by saying it’s a way to interact with her.

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19 points

Crypto bros don’t fall for those obvious scam , but they fall for other more complex scam like Luna . That’s just normal peoples getting robbed by influencer

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1 point

They rich people Donna. Stupid rich people.

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7 points

not true. disturbed by the upvotes at this misconception—crypto bros are the scammers, she marketed to fans who had never touched blockchain before as a fresh market of exploitable cash.

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3 points

It’s definitely not legal, it’s more a matter of ‘if’ the SEC gets involved than ‘can’ the SEC get involved.

She made a million+ in fees and facilitated a presale of multiple millions in validation, it definitely contributed to rich getting richer activities.

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