77 points

I certainly wouldn’t feel safe working next to a CEO. Who knows when they’ll snap and do something horrible?

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I’ll pick being alone in the woods with a bear

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What about alone in the woods with a CEO, with no witnesses around?

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2 points

Do we get to use the 'ole stick trick, mistah?

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As if the medical field / pharamaceuticals aren’t doing it on their own. Denying can actually save lives.

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“Orphanage arson can actually save lives”

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28 points

They’re orphans, who’s going to be sad, their parents?

/s

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16 points

Are you a literal fucking moron? Or just cosplaying as one?

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They’re a troll. Just add a user note as “literal fucking moron” and any time you see them, let people know not to engage.

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They’re only doing the bidding of the Shadow Council who will conjure a new one should the need arise.

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CEO here (seriously). I would like to officially state that avoiding actions that would entice someone to assassinate me has not put an undue burden on my career. Just want to put that out there.

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28 points

Consider giving your company to your employees.

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It is a C Corp. Ownership is split between the senior staff, and I am not a majority holder and I am nowhere near the highest paid employee. Every senior staff hire gets ownership.

CEO doesn’t mean owner. In my case I am more of club coach managing a bunch of star athletes.

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Sounds like you did consider it, youre definitely one the good ones.

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Maybe look into seeing if everyone else would be ok with that as an exit strategy? It’s being tried in a few places and there’s a firm(s?) that guide ownership who wants to sell to the employees.

Very context dependant, I’d imagine

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This is the same as owning a car, and then someone walks up to you on the street and says “consider giving your car to that man who is walking”.

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7 points

What? Whatever else it is, it is nothing like your car example

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This isn’t a good analogy. The man who is walking is not directly contributing to the car or having anything to do with the car.

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That was really stupid.

He doesn’t contribute to your car. Your employees contribute to your company. “That man who is walking” makes no contribution to your life. Your employees do.

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Does that mean you don’t do bad shit, or you’re just not afraid of being shot? 🤔

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Can’t scare me out of my vicious business practices with a threat of assassination if I hate myself so much I want to die 😎

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"bad shit’ is relative. Who among us are without sin? I think conflating the CEO of a local retail business with CEO of a national company specializing in collecting medical debt is not healthy to increasing support for systemic change. Could the local ceo pay the cashier’s more? probably… But so could small business owners in general. Should we get mad at someone for choosing a repair person that charges less for a job? Why not pay someone else more for their labor? How much more? Pretty soon the finger pointing is so ubiquitous it’s irrelevant.

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…did you just answer a direct question to someone else?

I guess we’ll find out all of your mysteries the second he replies.

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Guys I think he’s bulletproof let’s try shooting him

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