did he kept the same scarf?

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Why does he have a big mouse cursor in his ear, is that a fashion statement or something

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Nah, ears are as unique as finger prints. They’re trying to make it hard for someone else to disprove he’s the killer.

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13 points

I knew it

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Unnecessary police brutality during arrest with a bow and arrow

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9 points

I knew it.

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6 points

Shitty AirPod photoshop.

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9 points

I knew it.

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10 points

Where can I get that scarf!?

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You wanna know how I got these scarfs?

- The Joker

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58 points

Carefully, he’s a hero

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I’m thinking of sam rami spider man

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150 points

So we crowdfunding his legal aid or what?

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The owners are trying to stop us from being able to.

GoFundMe, a for profit organization, took down an attempt to raise money for him.

He allegedly killed a low level owner, after all! Not some poorie livestock!

Raise all the money for poories you like though. Use GoFundMe, a percentage of your charitable transaction will go to their glorious private shareholders!

(don’t use GoFundMe anymore)

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Surely there has got to be an alternative

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Counterpoint: how would you ensure each go fund me actually goes to this guy’s defense and not some random scammer? Apparently his family is wealthy. I’m assuming all those go fund me pages are “unofficial” and not associated with him.

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Honestly as much as I dislike crypto, this is the one time where it could actually come in clutch. Big corporates can’t stop people from wiring bitcoin to an address.

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True, but how would you organise that? There are plenty of scummy crypo-bros who would be more than willing to use this to line their wallet.

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I’ve always said crypto isn’t completely useless, it should just be what it was always meant to be and no more:

A currency to buy drugs anonymously on the darknet.

Could have just stopped at OG bitcoin for that. All the rest is idiocy. It’s good for that niche, and nothing else.

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6 points

We need to set up a crypto wallet or a super PAC for him.

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Is “legal aid” the codename for the field-expedient MRAPs we build and man to spring him from prison? If so then yes.

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Isn’t his family super wealthy? They’re probably taking care of that

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His eyebrows don’t match the images from the security cameras. Those are bushier.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/nypd-believes-unitedhealthcare-ceo-assassin-left-new-york-city-bus-morning-shooting

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Yeah they match more the other picture of the dude smiling, which itself doesn’t really look like the guy.

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Yeah, what the fuck, he grew a unibrow within a few days??

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28 points

Mediterranean genes are fun like that

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77 points

He’s Bachelor #3. I have no problem with that. The jackets even match.

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51 points

Yeah, these look like three different people. Mugshot doesn’t look like the gunman, but does kinda resemble the taxi passenger. I’m not convinced this is the guy.

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11 points

The fuck Is a source like that being placed before my eyes

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I went with a source where pick-me poors wouldn’t scream fake news.

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Meatwad that’s not the language we use…have you been going online with Master Shake again?

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Shit I’ll buy that for a dollar!

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Look at all the lengths they go to when the victim is a rich exploiter.

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Yeah thats a bit odd. This is the supposed picture of him in the taxi:

and this is the picture of him above, with a unibrow:

It’s weird. How did he grow a unibrow in like 3 days?

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Almost like they generated some AI images from old Facebook posts but didn’t realize he stopped tweezing since he stopped pisting puctures online.

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