I though of:
Your hardware deserves better.
Also you can give some more realistic ones like my friend:
It just (not) works
“I didn’t want to play that game anyway.”
For me that game was Rust and it was more ‘Maybe for the best if I don’t touch that game again’
What happened? Rust used to have a native Linux client a few years back (i.e. last time I tried it).
More like use Adobe or Microsoft as I’m proud gamer since 2 years on Linux https://bazzite.gg/
Jokingly: “Linux is free if your time is worthless”
Though this tongue-in-cheek tagline takes the “free as in free beer” misinterpretation of the term “free software”, I’ve always found it a fun way to describe the time investment you’ll need to make if you’ve spent your whole life using Windows before making the switch.
Leave us alone, we don’t need more users
Arch, btw.
The ultimate protection for your truck