18 points

Do a favor for the cops, they give you nothing and often end up revealing who you are, sometimes by accident.

Do a favor for the mafia and they do one for you

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Is it just me that doesn’t believe the McDonald’s employee thing? I think they used a Pegasus or Stingray type privacy violating device/exploit and just said it was a restaurant employee.

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Pegasus is a scalpel. Needs to be applied and targeted. Stingray is old news and common. It is a catch all.

Was this used? Given how much money could have been thrown at it, very likely.

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Or they pretended to be a customer and said to the employee, “Gee, that guy really looks a lot like the killer, doesn’t he, ha ha wouldn’t that be funny, anyway give me a big mac and fries. He does look like him though.”

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Nancy the wage slave called him in but the fat boomer they ran articles with is the fed?

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8 points

100% the whole story is too convenien lul.

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The sad thing is the rat will get their money if Mangione is convicted (and he most probably will even if he’s just a scapegoat). Even if the responsible office will block the reward, some CEO will jump in and hand him way more than the 60k. Maybe they’ll fabricate it into a heatwarming christmas story with some sad background stories of the rat and how they’re now able to pay off the mortgage of their parents home or something.

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I do not know of any generous rich people.

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Santa

Oh, you probably meant non-fictional. Nvmd.

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I hope someone put the dude face on the internet so everyone knows where to spit when they pass by him

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Wasn’t a dude, some old lady, she’s been chased off social media and threatened.

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Good

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the grandson of a wealthy real estate developer, valedictorian of an elite Baltimore prep school, and STEM graduate from a top university goes insane from back pain and assassinates a powerful CEO a small ways from a Hilton; all the while pretending he is doing it for everyday Americans… Luigi is not hero, he’s a poser. Him getting arrested is the perfect end to this story: the rich eating the rich and all going to hell together. Whoever reported him to the police is the real hero.

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sad_trumpet.wav

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.wav

Well aren’t we the audiophile…

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Audiodegradant. Lossless compression exists for decades.

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Degradant?

Lossless compression exists for decades.

I know 😄 Just making a joke.

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