50 points

Due to future events.

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Due to interdimensional events.

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If I printed something like this out, and stuck it to a door in a public establishment, I wonder if anyone would take it down? I suspect they would, but it would be interesting to find out.

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If you make it look official enough. Then it’s the same as carrying a ladder and wearing working clothes - nobody questions it

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Ironically a yellow fluorescent jacket makes you invisible. Combine that with a random lanyard and they probably let you into the pentagon.

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As someone who’s been that guy quite a few times, no. It’s hard enough to talk my way into a secure area even when I’m supposed to be there. Places like government buildings absolutely do not let you in without the right credentials.

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I’m guessing that alcohol was more responsible for whatever event led to this sign than the ouija board.

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25 points

It was the spirits?

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7 points

Alcohol did nothing wrong.

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It’d be kind of strange to enter an establishment and not see Ouija boards everywhere.

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“C’mon, let’s go find a place that’s spirit realm inclusive!”

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6 points

Yeah what the fuck

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“Is Stacey fucking my boyfriend?”

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E…

“Alright that’s enough, c’mere bitch…” as she lunged at her.

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…SSICA IS, NOT STACEY.

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This is the real answer because YES and NO are their own things on the board; they don’t need to be spelled. 😌

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