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When your ā€œgirlfriendā€ still has Hinge as her last name on your phone šŸ‘€

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Probably just saying ā€œIā€™ll change it laterā€ every time itā€™s noticed, probably

EDIT: Forgot to add a second probably. Wait, thatā€™s probably the third. Fuck.

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20 points

Man, if thatā€™s her real name, the spoonerism is just too much.

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1 point

Spicy!

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30 points

What if that really is her last name lol?

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19 points

How else is he gonna tell her apart from Marissa Tinder?

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5 points

I agree with gf heat is one ā€œluxuryā€ worth paying for. Forget the bottled water, drink out of the tap, but heat the damn apartment.

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10 points

Yes, Banana Bread.

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73 points

If yā€™all get married and she takes your last name, would you say she became unhinged?

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[Deleted by user because they didnā€™t read the other comments first like a dumbass]

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43 points

Damn, the automated ā€œcomment removedā€ notices are getting brutal.

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51 points

I wanna know what was said next

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ā€œSorry, I know we live together but I never paid enough attention to learn your name so I still have you as ā€˜Marissa [Dating Site Where We Met]ā€™. Who are you again?ā€

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My wife is still ā€œAnnie Frecklesā€ in my contacts, 11 years later

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Mine has been labeled ā€œLisa Workā€ forever. I updated her old work contact with a new number and thatā€™s become her profile ever since.

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My contact in my fiancĆ©ā€™s phone is still labeled ā€œ[Name]'s Brotherā€ lmao, we first met at my brotherā€™s dnd game

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ā€œMind if I bring some brown sugar home and we do some baking?ā€

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6 points

ā€œGary, youā€™re white.ā€

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3 points

ā€œHow come you taste so good?ā€

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ā€¦ Because youā€™re sweet ?

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