Yeah, we doing Facebook-tier ass discussion now. It’s my social media of choice as an old bumpkin who doesn’t do the Twitter or Tiktoks

If any of you buttholes picks Cena, you’re dead to me. Definitely keeping Lithgow but number two is a stumper.

Leguizamo and Cusack.

Leguizamo:

  • LGBTQ+ rights advocate.
  • Regularly calls out Hollywood’s whitewashing casting decisions, e.g.,

Cusack:

  • Called out
  • Bernie bro and member (I know, it aged like milk, but for a rich lib? Fuck it, I’ll take it)
  • Got the shit beat out of him by Chicago pigs at a George Floyd protest in 2020
  • Pro-Palestine
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solid username lol

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100% agree

Also Grosse Point Blank is one of my favorite movies.

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Leguizamo is Pro-LGBTQ+?!

Cusack is pretty good.

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John Brown and John Arbuckle. Obviously.

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C. Reilly and Goodman. It’s a hard choice but I want more Tim & Eric JCR content and I can’t give up The Righteous Gemstones. Eagerly awaiting “You can only save two Jons”.

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Yeah that’s the pick for sure

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this is fun and all but can we do one about killing the Pod Jons

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It’s implied that they’ll get got in the great johntastrophy.

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Or they will merge with all of the other Jons in the Jon Instrumentality Project

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Fine but we keep Tommy Vitor

I have no idea what he looks like but I did shamefully listen to Pod Save America on my journey through liberalism, temporary Berniecrat, Chapo, and now baby baby leftist.

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Around here we only listen to Trillbillies.

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Bob Dylan working the return counter at Patagonia

We gotta take it back

Beat all to hell, but we gotta take it back

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Which is the John who Dies at the End?

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all these johns i don’t know and no

a shameful display

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I’m assuming there’s actually three Johns allowed and OP correctly feels no one should be able to not choose him

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