27 points

Knife should be on the left and the spoons on the right. Fite me.

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20 points

You think I’m worried about fighting someone that has to reach over the gentry silverware to grab the knife?

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9 points

This is a valid argument and I’d hoped nobody would mention it. 😡

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3 points

What if they are a lefty?

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3 points

Even match, The winner goes to the defender assuming lair advantage.

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6 points

Fork, knife, spoon, teaspoon

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1 point

Fite! Fite!

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6 points

Well in fancy restaurants, which should be the example we all follow because of how much better than us they are, the knife is always pointed in towards the plate and closest to the plate. This reduces odds of getting cut accidentally. Otherwise the silverware should be arranged from the outside to the inside in order that they’re meant to be used for each course because trying to truck your guests is a signal that you want to embarrass them with knowledge they aren’t generally expected to actually have. Spoons and forks should be grouped.

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3 points

I don’t know how it applies to cutlery drawers, but my parents taught me that when setting the table, the silverware should be in alphabetical order.

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Alphabetical order based on what language? Assuming English, since your comment is in English, but I’m curious if the rule would “translate” to other languages.

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2 points

Changing language can’t change what’s right. I think I win this one.

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Indeed. Though my mother was quadrilingual and attempted to help me be at least bilingual, the only language in which I know more than a few words - written or spoken - is American English. As such, I’m not qualified to answer how diverse this system is, though I would be interested in hearing from someone who is.

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2 points

Ewwww arbitrary!

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Not to say etiquette isn’t arbitrary, but the two top results (all I bothered to check) for my search about silverware placement suggests that the “correct” order is fork on the left, knife first on the right, then spoon furthest right. This is, indeed, alphabetical order.

So while it may be arbitrary, it isn’t arbitrary on an individual level.

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3 points

I’ve always done it (big) spoon, fork, knife, then teaspoons in a smaller tray underneath the main 3. But I moved forks to the left and spoons to the right and now I’m always getting confused and it doesn’t feel right, even 3 months later

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2 points

If I ever put my phone in my left pocket, I will lose my mind looking for it.

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40 points

Excuse me, it goes: Fork->Knife->Spoon->tea spoon.

I don’t know what this is but it’s certainly not in keeping with the lord’s way.

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What the actual fuck!? The knives always go on the outside, far left or far right.

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4 points

Finnish mnemonic: Haaveilu. Haarukka=fork, veitsi=knife, lusikka=spoon.

Haaveilu=daydreaming, reverie

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Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

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3 points

God, I love Asian soup apoons!

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Me too, the shape is just so perfect for so many things. I bought some recently at the Vietnamese market nearby. They have fancy little roses surrounded by a filigree pattern printed on them and say “English” on the handle in some Victorian-looking cursive font lmao. I love them.

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5 points

Do chopsticks have an orientation?

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15 points

Yes, but their orientation is none of your business.

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11 points

Yeah just like Twix.

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Personally, I prefer dessert spoon, fork, knife, then tea spoon.

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31 points

We’re a family of three with a 19 year old, so our cutlery drawer looks just like this unless we ask him to bring all the dishes from his room.

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9 points

HAHA TEENAGERS AMIRITE

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3 points

F’realz

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He’s 19 years old, and you have to ask him to bring his dirty dishes out from his room because he is leaving them all in there?

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Dude I’m 38 soon and I have to bring dishes in from the WFH office once in a while. Watching some YouTube during lunch or whatever. Then back to working. Then family comes home and it’s up out of the chair to start dinner and whatnot, sometimes the dishes get forgotten and left behind.

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Yeah, I can understand that. That’s normal. But a 19 year old eating alone in their room so much, and collecting all of the dishes in the household, so the family has none and has to actively seek them out and ask for them is what’s odd to me.

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That struggle is real and universal! We found utensils buried in our back yard, at a friend’s house… it’s nuts!

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I have one fork and nothing else lol.

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0 points

Serial killer vibe intensifies.

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dont worry id only ever serialkill ceos. its the new cool

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4 points

Not a fan of soup or cereal?

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One too many spoons but perfect otherwise.

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2 points

What, you never have yogurt or tea with your morning oatmeal? Or are you a heathen that uses the same spoon for both?

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2 points

I would probably get rid of everything but the fork and try to disprove that old you can’t eat soup with a fork joke.

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2 points

One of my kids eats noodles w/ a spoon. Everything is possible.

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4 points

The large one is for scooping ice cream into the bowl. The little one is for eating it.

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3 points

yeah, the legt space should be replaced with a sharp knife for vegetables

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4 points

They probably have a knife block with a single knife as well

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4 points

Nooo, one is a teaspoon and the other a tablespoon! It’s for measuring!

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1 point

Spoon cardinality.

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