The Chemistry Understanders have made a chart!

You know what is certainly pretty dangerous and comes with health risks? Fucking mining! So even if these crunchy fascists were right about the chemistry part, it shows they’re totally fine if someone else suffers long term health reprocussions

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the chemical baking soda

My guy, everything is a chemical

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Oh god it even has a dose of the PH grift.

Reminder that your body is not supposed to be alkaline and will just turn alkaline water into a neutral pH.

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21 points

Watch Andromeda Strain you fools!

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The normal pH of most tissues is around 7.2-7.8, which is slightly alkaline.

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48 points

Dont use the 99.9% pure, well regulated product! Use the stuff we found in the dirt instead.

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People who are worried about chemicals in their food trying as hard as they can to eat the most chemically uncertain food possible is a huge part of white culture. It’s part of the whole creepy obsession with nature and purity being the same thing and it’s no good folks. It’s stinkin thinkin. Only leads down really really bad roads.

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21 points

I tried baking soda once but the can exploded

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I think the Great Chinese empires of the time were right in calling Westerners barbarians.

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