The Chemistry Understanders have made a chart!

You know what is certainly pretty dangerous and comes with health risks? Fucking mining! So even if these crunchy fascists were right about the chemistry part, it shows they’re totally fine if someone else suffers long term health reprocussions

Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is a colorless and odorless chemical compound, also referred to by some as Dihydrogen Oxide, Hydrogen Hydroxide, Hydronium Hydroxide, or simply Hydric acid. Its basis is the highly reactive hydroxyl radical, a species shown to mutate DNA, denature proteins, disrupt cell membranes, and chemically alter critical neurotransmitters. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.

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DHMO can cause asphyxiation if inhaled, and in its crystalline form, can cause your car’s tires to lose traction. It should be banned!

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Um are we forgetting that DHMO has a 100% fatality rate after exposure? It can take a lot of years to manifest, but there’s never been a case of someone surviving after being exposed.

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Everything and everyone that has come into contact with DHMO has died after ingesting it. We need to shut it down until we can figure out what’s going on.

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DHMO asphyxiation is the leading cause of death amongst sailors in the US Navy. Support our troops and write to your senators to ban DHMO today!

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I’m guessing alcohol related illnesses are way higher than drowning for navy guys.

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I know it’s just a meme, but every time I see DHMO I think of heavy water.

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What is this from?

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Bob’s Red Mill guerrilla marketing campaign.

edit: this was a bit.

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27 points

They’re a worker coop right? Critical support

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15 points

That part is cool

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20 points

Emphasis on “critical”

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4 points

Exhibit A of how a workers’ coop can operate against the best interests of the general population.

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what if it’s a guerilla marketing campaign for Arm & Hammer aimed at liberals who see through it and pride themselves as “believing science” enough to know this is bullshit

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24 points

Facebook. All my good posts come from Facebook. It’s a hilarious place now.

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10 points

Was it posted in earnest?

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Asbestos must be safe because it’s mined naturally from the ground

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Its great fun to play with too!

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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No, it’s the lab synthesized chemicals made specifically for human consumption in a controlled environment that’s toxic, everything in nature evolved specifically for human consumption, like datura.

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If God didn’t want me to snort it he wouldn’t have put it on the earth. GIVE ME YOUR CONSTRUCTION DUST NOW

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24 points

legalize asbestos. its from da earf man

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is asbestos illegal though? i know you cant put it in buildings as insulation anymore, but is there a law against buying and eating some?

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Depends on where you live. It’s still legal to use for certain applications in many places.

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yeah bro the government banned it because if you snort asbestos it opens up your third, fourth, and fifth eye and you can see through all the government lies they don’t want you seeing through. like about how war is bad and all that junk you know? if the government catches you snorting abs (that’s what we call it in the community) you get the death penalty. i just snorted some a few minutes ago, and i’m pretty sure the government is stalking me. they send “people” “walking their dogs” “looking normal” down my street a couple times a day to intimidate me. the funniest part is, these people walk into houses that are right down the street from me, so it’s obvious the government put them there because i was getting too informed from snorting abs.

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24 points

Arsenic is natural to

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RIGHT!?

Like the mined talc from mines that had trace amounts of naturally occurring asbestos and is causing tons of ovarian cancers.

Lab made chemicals would have avoided that entirely.___

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29 points

Gotta be real, I didn’t know baking soda could be mined until now. Based just on thst description I’m pretty sure I could Walter white that shit up outdoors with a campfire. Carbon loves bonding.

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I’m pretty sure I could Walter white that shit up outdoors with a campfire.

Could have.

I didn’t know baking soda could be mined until now.

I had to google. I couldn’t quite believe that baking soda could be mined.

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48 points

Dont use the 99.9% pure, well regulated product! Use the stuff we found in the dirt instead.

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People who are worried about chemicals in their food trying as hard as they can to eat the most chemically uncertain food possible is a huge part of white culture. It’s part of the whole creepy obsession with nature and purity being the same thing and it’s no good folks. It’s stinkin thinkin. Only leads down really really bad roads.

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