Check out this dope bear.
since I live to be a mass of petty thoughts I must point out, hexbear mods, that numerous comments within this thread are at least as, if not more, “body shaming” as mine was when I went “what the fuck is up with his body, the guy’s 70% legs” to a picture of Bashar Assad and it was removed for my grievous incivility towards long leg bois
JUST SAYING, GUYS
good thing he’s wearing a swim cap, wouldn’t want any loose hairs in the pool
Nature is pretty cruel sometimes. Remember the most hairy human alive? Despite having hair literally everywhere else he was still balding on his head.
Science can now transplant those other hairs onto your head if you’re wealthy enough, like Elon Musk.
the wife is like “You know you’d do it too.” and…yeah, sis. I get it.
Lmaaaooooo that kid is like “oh dear no, papa is shedding on me again. whatever am I to do??”
