“Sorry, I got to return this video”

“Mike? I love that guy, I got him on speed dial”

“Do you have any quarters for a phone?”

“Bill Cosby really is America’s dad”

“Can I borrow that VHS?”

“Sorry, I can’t come. My favourite show is on”

“Do you know where a phone is?”

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“Damn, Cindy Crawford is hot!

Go ahead, look up photos of her now, age isn’t doing her former beauty very well…

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She’s almost 59 years old, and looks damn good for her age.

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I did, and I would still say that. You wouldn’t happen to have her confused with Rep. Cindy Crawford, the Arkansas politician?

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If you’re looking at the Wikipedia article, that photo was from like a decade ago. Age is catching up with her…

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I was looking at Insta posts from August. Difference of opinion, I guess.

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2024 photo. I still wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

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That’s the problem with beauty isn’t permanent. It happens to everyone from Madonna, Dick Van Dyke and Lynn Neilson. This doesn’t apply to everyone tho. Tom Cruise, Scarlett Johansson and Dewayne “The Rock” Johnson have manage to be exceptions to this rule although it’s much easier for men to do. In general women aren’t really allowed to age. Even if there looks aren’t important. I remember when the election was happening and people were dunking on Kamara Harris for having wrinkles like she isn’t a woman in her 60’s.

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ur-gir₁₅-re ec₂-dam-ce₃ in-kur₉-ma

nij₂ na-me igi nu-mu-un-du₈

ne-en jal₂ taka₄-en-e-ce

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isn’t this a reference to that famous nationalist chant in japan, involving nukes and lawnmowers?

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is this about the copper again?

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I’ve enjoyed my time talking with you and getting to understand how you see the world and, although I don’t agree with you, I’m glad to have had this exchange of opinions and will now reflect upon what I’ve learned.

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“The check is in the mail”

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Checks are still used all the time, though, so I’m sure someone has said this recently.

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“The American economy is doing great!”

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