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Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

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I hate you.

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Dog gone it!

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Honestly Iā€™ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase ā€œscrew the poochā€. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent šŸ˜­

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Holy shit. I thought I was being witty using that idiom instead of screwed the pooch. TIL itā€™s already a thing, moreover the origin story of screwed the pooch.

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So, OP got rewarded?

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Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didnā€™t like your post.

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This probably isnā€™t true, but like if it is, you shouldnā€™t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

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ā€œViolence is isually the answer.ā€

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Red Rover
Red Rover
Peanut butter trick
for Ben Dover

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So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and itā€™s pretty great.

https://youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0?si=PeSK7RYstqqq0d43

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Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?

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English vs US versions

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