You know it’s coming.
Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below
Here’s mine
INT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE
After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.
Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.
Isn’t this already a movie? I know Air Force One was Russians.
It’s already a few hundred movies but this time it’s evil Muslim international students at Columbia University with a suitcase nuke whose plans get stopped by heroic white frat boys from ole miss
Kind of but really it’ll just be an incoherent hodgepodge of scenes where every Zionist fantasy and delusion is validated to such an extreme extent that the characters basically turn to the camera and tell them their beliefs are correct
The next call of duty
Something along these lines is 200% going to happen and I hate it. There are many other reasons, but this is one reason that DC def deserves to be nuked.
Pfft I’m waiting to catch the docu-drama that comes out when nuclear winter blows over.
The est student (played by conventionally attractive woman) leaves the group before they meet up with the terrorists after she goes
“I… I thought we were fighting for something, but this is just going way to far!!” points at someone wearing a keffiyeh
lib girl talks to her best friend from the start of the movie who now wears a keffiyeh
Girl 1: What happened to you Meg? I don’t even recognize you anymore!
Girl 2: At first, I just wanted Palestinians to be free but… now I know that Allah needs me to kill the infidels.
Girl 1: (in tears) What are you saying? What did they do to you?
Girl 2: I’m sorry, Becky. It’s either us or them. But, umm… (she looks over her shoulder before leaning in and whispering) make sure you get out of DC before Friday 9 am, okay? You’re still my friend.
(Girl 1 recoils in horror)
