You know it’s coming.

Please post your predictions of specific scenes and plot points below

Here’s mine

INT - CAPITAL BUILDING, AOC’S OFFICE

After they plant the nuke, the evil brown terrorist ringleader pulls out a gun and aims it at the Jewish kid who’s helping them free Palestine. “You can’t kill me, I’m your ally!” he pleads. Evil terrorist dude replies “no, he will,” and hands the gun to the Jewish kid’s Muslim best friend. He hesitates for a few seconds, but eventually regains his mojo and aims the gun at the Jewish kid’s head, drops a Hitler quote and kills him. Terrorist dude says something about not trusting Jews as they stuff his corpse into AOC’s closet, next to the nuke. Normally the nuke would’ve been discovered the next day by the janitor, but AOC fired her for being Jewish.

Somber music plays as we cut to Jonathan Greenblatt getting laughed out of the police station by the woke DEI hires as he desperately tries to convince them that evil muslamic international students are going to nuke DC.

1 point

Basically stealing from your prediction, but someone is just going to rip off the Turner Diaries and change out most of the names.

permalink
report
reply
0 points

The only unrealistic part is the Hitler quote. No way a Hollywood screenwriter would ever actually look up a quote to use. He’d just say “survival of the fittest” or some bullshit.

permalink
report
reply
2 points

It has to be directly antisemitic so the audience can understand that the Jewish character is a fake Jew who got killed for trusting the conniving Muslims

permalink
report
parent
reply
1 point

That’s true. Though I still doubt it would be an actual Hitler quote, just some generic bullshit about Jews being an “inferior race” or something.

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points
*

it’ll be a sequal to the red dawn movies and named something like “red dawn: new enemies”

permalink
report
reply
10 points

As long as Kevin Sorbo is in it, I’ll watch it

permalink
report
reply

Ironically there was a similar scene in a call of duty game; you (temporarily) play as American soldiers offering help to the rebels in Afghanistan against the soviets only for them to turn around and shoot you and say something along the lines of that they’ll kill every infidel and lots more nonsense propaganda intended to frighten people into manufactured consent.

permalink
report
reply

askchapo

!askchapo@hexbear.net

Create post

Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions.

Rules:

  1. Posts must ask a question.

  2. If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.

  3. Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.

  4. Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you’re having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.

Community stats

  • 1.4K

    Monthly active users

  • 2.9K

    Posts

  • 59K

    Comments