That was a wild ride, but it stuck the landing.
I mean the title question would be super illegal. The thing he did is probably fine if its in a bag and especially fine if he didnt hit anyone with it.
I’d say about the same level of assault than the christians gathering to call other people murderers.
Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.
You could also make an argument that it’s “discharging bodily fluids” or some weird kind of “disturbing the peace” type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.
Eggs would be more akin to a fetus than raw chicken.
Maybe setup a food truck across the street making breakfast sandwiches and see how many of those protestors buy. Then donate all the profits to the clinic.
What’s the deal with Tumblr screenshots always including replies that add nothing to the humor lol
Legend.
