2 points

LoL.

What is this site.

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A joke. It isn’t supposed to be believable.

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The proportion of users that don’t recognize Yahoo Answers will only increase :(

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RIP Yahoo Answers

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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5 points

PREGANANANT

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12 points

You’d probably get prosecuted for terrorism if you tried that, just on vibes

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25 points

Legend.

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8 points

The hero we didn’t know we needed, we didn’t know we had.

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95 points

That was a wild ride, but it stuck the landing.

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62 points

I mean the title question would be super illegal. The thing he did is probably fine if its in a bag and especially fine if he didnt hit anyone with it.

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Throwing something at a person is battery, pretty much everywhere in the US.

You could also make an argument that it’s “discharging bodily fluids” or some weird kind of “disturbing the peace” type of offense predicated just on disturbing other people around you, but it definitely would be battery.

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3 points

Infinite battery glitch found. Time to plug them into my controller.

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What if you throw a car battery at someone? Is that double battery?

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4 points

That’s a AA battery

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Only if the battery is charged

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Battery2

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53 points

It probably could constitute assault, even without hitting someone

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64 points

I’d say about the same level of assault than the christians gathering to call other people murderers.

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3 points

Don’t be so sure about that, consider that raw chicken will be a good carrier for diseases. On the other hand, if those christians aren’t vaccinated they would also qualify for this.

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11 points

Unfortunately, “they deserved it” isn’t really part of the law.

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28 points

It’s too bad the ‘powers that be’ will probably get really mad something was thrown near their sister or something

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3 points

It’s biological material too which often has legal implications.

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2 points

yeah, battery

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