I mean… If you showed this to a medieval peasant and told them it was dragon hide, they might actually believe you.
Oh yeah, pineapples have always been associated with toughness.
And the pineapple armor works wonderfully, until its enzymes digest you enough that the line between knight and pineapple becomes unclear, like Leto Atreides II covering himself in Sand Worm Trout and becoming the God Emperor of Dune.
Sauce: https://x.com/WomaninRedx/status/1790903290131079661
Also, don’t do pineapple armour, kids; this happens due to a Leidenfrost effect. The ball is hot enough to instantly vapourise water from the skin, insulating it with a thin layer of vapour. A less hot ball would damage it more, and so would fire.
“And the Pineapple Knight did slew the fire-breathing dragon.”
“And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu—”
