This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!
Kitchen? Yep.
Living room? Yep.
Bathroom? Absolutely!
Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔
The problem is they didn’t go far enough. Sand colored carpets, shell decorations, mandatory mermaid tails for visitors - don’t go halfway! As you’re gazing up at your own reflection in the high gloss ceiling, the little mermaid soundtrack should be playing nonstop. Keep an enormous fish tank behind and around the bed. I’m sorry the previous owners never fufilled this dream.
May I offer you this one for compromise? They went all the way.
It’s much more ridiculous.
I kinda like it, but only in the way “we’re at some kind of holiday resort”. I’d go crazy after a few weeks.
The residence itself avoids certain modern technologies… The well pump operates by air pressure and what lighting is there is 12 volt
A car battery? or a small picnic generator
6/10 Flood Factor - This property has a 73.60% risk of flooding over 30 years.
Property is already Little Mermaid color ready.
Right, the color is the least of this place’s problems.
It doesn’t appear to be wired for electricity and doesn’t have central heat. Forget AC, but it’s in Wisconsin so maybe it’s not a necessity.
Add in flooding and… yeah, pass.
The residence itself avoids certain modern technologies, the residence is served by private septic and new well. The well pump operates by air pressure and what lighting is there is 12 volt, heated with cook stove, the concrete floor does have in floor tubing for heat as well
You didn’t mention the fact that the exterior makes it look like it’s the building of a roofing company or used car dealership or something.
Also, when you said no electricity, I thought you meant it was just disconnected. You did not. What the fuck?
And 1500 sq ft of house and what looks like 2000 sq ft of garage. Nice place for a workshop if it actually had electrical hookup.
Edit: and on that garage, they spray-foamed the walls, but the ceiling is bare joists. It’s even open to the wind around the edges and you can see light coming through.
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the ceiling should be white. And matte rather than semi-gloss. Honestly that’s the biggest trouble.
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Those dark wooden floors are wrong. They need to be something blonde, like maybe a white pine or pecan/hickory. Something sandy.
Looking at this listing…this is a living quarters built into a barn-like building in Wisconsin?
Sort of. The building was built as a dual-purpose building to save on the cost to build. Those big metal buildings are cheap to put up and a lot of people build into them over time (live in it as you build up around you is the normal strategy, either with an RV or by starting with a room and bathroom).
Those big metal buildings also sometimes manage to fly under the radar for developing land without permitting, since you can put one up on your own land for storage.
Cannot unsee ghost lady in the bedroom