Sorry, my solidarity is reserved for states who DON’T support the genocide in Gaza

True, imagine fighting and dying but the purpose was to protect Alberta. YIKES THERE BUD!

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25 points

Me watching news of the 82nd Airborne Division parachuting in the fields outside Calgary

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32 points

No, absolutely, the US turning its imperialism inwards, towards its vassal states, would be funny as fuck.

Play defense for canada/denmark? i might whip out a trucker hat with a US flag on it lmao

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24 points

Let them fight. Wait. Let us fight? Maybe Trump will reintroduce the draft. Fuck around find out, Saskatchewan

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41 points

If they draft me I am throwing the first grenade I see directly at the nearest officer

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31 points

As soon as they start live fire drills you better believe I’m turning around and blasting whoever’s in charge.

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I wonder how many times you could get away with “Oh shit, sorry, my bad!” before they catch on. “I could have sworn the safety was on, I just instinctively turned around when I thought corporal dudley called my name.” “I know grenades are dangerous but I’ve always been such a butterfingers.”

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42 points

NATO infighting, I say

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29 points

I won’t need to anyways once the marines land in Nova Scotia we’re going to find out just how “brave” the us marines really are when the bottle kids gun for them

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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17 points

Kids? That’s the marines specialty

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