Honest question. I’m terrified of failure ;-;
Anyway, I know I’m not the only one who’s wished hand soap was edible.

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Dunno about cilantro but Lipton Ice Tea Lemon (at least here in Germany) tastes like the highly toxic cleaner we used to clean printer stereotypes when I was jobbing at a paper cup manufacturer.

And FuzeTea Lemon tastes like Pustefix soap bubbles.

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Why do you know what the highly toxic cleaner tastes like? Are you a ghost?

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My username isn’t a portmanteau of accident and death for no reason.

In all seriousness though, the cleaner just smelt like the ice tea tasted. The day I first used the cleaner I actually had Lipton Lemon on my way to work and was caught a bit off guard by the smell.

Edit: FuzeTea definitely tastes like the soap bubbles though. The specific brand even, not just any. Source: I was a child once.

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Username checks out

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why are you stereotyping cups 😭😭

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I feel like this template would fit better:

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Cucumber cilantro hand soap?

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Coriander btw

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Unless you’re talking about the seeds… I’m pretty sure that’s only what British people call it

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It tastes like soap and I feel neutral towards it. Mangoes also taste slightly soapy to me, especially if they’re not totally ripe yet.

And you’re doing great

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It doesn’t taste like soap to me and I still don’t like it ._.

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On the subject of other things that taste like soap, oregano also tastes like soap to me. I can’t tell if I’m blessed or even more cursed for liking that taste.

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Hmm. I don’t know if it’s soapy, but I don’t really like oregano. I guess I’ll have to pay attention to why next time I try it

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Mangoes are picked very green so they can survive transport. Getting one that has ripened fully on the tree is a wholly different experience (those big red yellow and green ones are transcendent)

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As someone who was a highly curious kid, I can tell you that Coriander/Cilantro does not taste like soap.

It tastes like soap smells. Soap does not taste like it smells.

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You do realize that a great many folks have had their mouths ‘washed out’ by soap? When I tell you it tastes like soap, I’m not joking.

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